Movin' Stuff Around 
 
 
Do you know what people are about?
I'll tell you what people about
They're all about movin' stuff around
Underneath all that complicated
        technology, psychology, sociology, and civilization
Up close, they're just about
        movin' stuff around
 
Now, I'm not talking about ants, and bees and termites
        that have exact reasons for movin' things around
Or squirrels 'n pack rats storing stuff to eat
Not even talking about those big oscar fish in tanks
        that move rocks around to claim territory
Nope, people are even worse than crows 
        picking up shiny stuff to horde in their nests
        for no earthly reason
 
Now, people will go out and purchase stuff they can't afford
        can't eat, don't need, and won't use
They will spend weeks shopping for stuff, searching for stuff
         new stuff, old stuff, valuable stuff 
        and chasing the thrill of buying bargain stuff
They’ll put all that out on layaway 
        or pay with cash and credit cards 
        or coupons and debit cards
Then they’ll bag it up, cart it home, open it up, try it on, plug it                                                           
        in     
        and see if it works
They will arrange it, rearrange it, and arrange it again
They’ll push it over here and drag it over there
        or try to find some other place
Any other place
Then they’ll stack it up, hang it up, pile it up, put it up
        store it in a nook or hang it on a hook
Just so they can collect even more valuable stuff!
Of course, they'll see more, find more, and buy more
They’ll work another job so they can get more
And they'll even buy bigger homes than they can afford
Just so they can have all that stuff


Hey, whatcha’ got there?  Well, that there’s a genuine 1956
        Chevy four barrel carburetor
You bet,  like new 
That there’s a real keeper
Never know when you’re gonna’ need something like that

Now don’t touch that little red propeller hat there on the  
        coffee table 
That’s part of my Beany and Cecil collection
Oh, I just loved Beany and Cecil when I was growing up   Didn’t you?

Look here
I’ve just have to show you my great grandmother Edna’s wonderful 1920’s button collection
It’s worth some real money nowadays
 

Well, finally they'll try to organize all that stuff
They’ll count and catalog, match and improve
        try to keep it up to date
        restore it  
        take it apart, fix it, modify it 
        redesign it, follow the trends
 And after that, they're forever cleaning it, washing it, dusting
        it off 
        shining it, and, in the end
        spending hard earned money to insure it to just keep it
        safe
At last, they'll stand back and admire it, tire of it, retire it
        and then downright just forget it
Because they’re off to the store to buy new stuff!
 
Well, pretty soon it gets to be too much for everybody
They'll have to take all that old stuff out
        and just get rid of it
So they'll box it up, wrap it up, tuck it away 
        put it in the closet, throw it in a corner, shelve it, hoard it
        stuff it under the bed, store it in the laundry room
       move it to the garage, or hide it in the shed
Next, they'll just get busy and move all that old stuff out for 
       good
Period!
 
They'll try to sell it, give it away, hand it down, throw it 
       away
        drop it off, pitch it in the trash
        burn it, bury it, leave it on the roadside 
And sometimes, they’ll just plain pick themselves up, and 
        move away 
 
Well now, don't let 'em tell you that life is all about 
        culture, technology, science and civilization
It's just about people moving stuff around

c  10/07
Sandy Hartman